📓 Frank’s Diary — Entry #001 Coffee Launch Day!

Woke up. Knocked over a succulent. Stared into the void. Clawed at my human’s face and stared till he work up. Then twirled my tail for the launch of my new coffee company.

Then he brewed it—my coffee. Bold, cozy, slightly chaotic. Just how I like it.

Notes of quiet judgement and the kind of warmth that makes you forgive your inbox (almost).

This isn’t just coffee. It’s a mood. A lifestyle. A mildly judgmental hug in a mug.

Launch! Available now. Sip with caution. I bite.

—Frank 🐾