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Fat Frank’s Diary — Cold Brew Edition
Entry #474: The One That’s Chill But Judgy
Woke up. Knocked over a succulent. It deserved it.
Then I sniffed the Cold Brew. Bold. Smooth. Brewed low and slow like my tolerance for nonsense. This one’s got deep chocolate vibes, a whisper of toasted nuts, and a finish so clean it makes me want to roll my eyes in approval.
It’s steeped for hours—like my grudges—and served cold, because not everything needs to be hot to be powerful. Humans say it’s refreshing. I say it’s the only thing keeping me from side-eyeing the entire office.
Perfect for summer mornings, late-night plotting, or pretending you’re emotionally stable.
—Frank
Cold Brew Connoisseur & Ice Cube Inspector
Words from my boring human...Medium Smooth chocolate, toffee and floral tones. Great for cold brew or nitro.
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