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Cold Brew Coffee

Cold Brew Coffee

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Fat Frank’s Diary — Cold Brew Edition  
Entry #474: The One That’s Chill But Judgy

Woke up. Knocked over a succulent. It deserved it.

Then I sniffed the Cold Brew. Bold. Smooth. Brewed low and slow like my tolerance for nonsense. This one’s got deep chocolate vibes, a whisper of toasted nuts, and a finish so clean it makes me want to roll my eyes in approval.

It’s steeped for hours—like my grudges—and served cold, because not everything needs to be hot to be powerful. Humans say it’s refreshing. I say it’s the only thing keeping me from side-eyeing the entire office.

Perfect for summer mornings, late-night plotting, or pretending you’re emotionally stable.

—Frank  
Cold Brew Connoisseur & Ice Cube Inspector  

Words from my boring human...Medium Smooth chocolate, toffee and floral tones. Great for cold brew or nitro.

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Donation to Pawsitively Cats

Frank Gives Back

Fat Frank may be cranky, but he’s got a soft spot for cats in need. That’s why for every order placed, Fat Frank Coffee donates $1 to Pawsitively Cats, a no-kill rescue shelter in Tucson, Arizona dedicated to helping abandoned, stray, and special-needs cats find safe, loving homes.
Frank himself was never homeless—he’s been spoiled since birth—but he knows not every feline gets to lounge on a countertop with a steaming mug. So he’s putting his paw down and doing something about it. Every sip of Fat Frank Coffee helps fund food, medical care, and cozy corners for cats who deserve better.  
Because coffee should warm your soul—and your heart.