🧢 Fat Frank Dad Hat

🧢 Fat Frank Coffee Dad Hat

Low profile. High sass. Maximum bean energy.

This isn’t just a hat—it’s a lifestyle choice. For the caffeine connoisseur who prefers their coffee strong and their judgment silent (but visible).

This hat features Fat Frank’s iconic glare embroidered front and center—perfect for shielding your eyes from bad coffee and worse decisions. Whether you’re dodging sunlight, bad decisions, or unsolicited small talk, Frank’s got your head covered.

☕ Unstructured, 100% cotton—soft enough for naps, sturdy enough for judgment.

☕ Adjustable fit for all head sizes, even those swollen with espresso-fueled ideas.

☕Curved brim—because flat brims are for cats who take themselves too seriously

☕Available in moody neutrals that Frank would wear while pretending not to care

Frank’s take:

“Wear it backwards. Wear it sideways. Just don’t wear it near decaf.”

Warning:

May cause strangers to ask, “Who’s Fat Frank?”—and you’ll love telling them.

—Fat Frank Coffee 🐾

Hat Model. Bean Philosopher. Sun Avoider.

.: 100% cotton
.: Closure: Self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet