Frank’s Begrudging Brew - (medium roast) Limited

Medium Roast • Limited Edition • Frank’s Accidental Favorite

Frank didn’t want to make this. You’ll love it anyway.  

Begrudging Brew is a bold medium roast born from Brazilian and Mexican beans that teamed up behind Frank’s back and created something annoyingly delicious. Rich chocolate-covered almond? Maple syrup sweetness? Bright citrus notes? Ugh. Fine. It’s good.

Frank calls it “adventurous,” but only because it wandered into his kitchen uninvited and refused to leave. It’s full-bodied, balanced, and just complex enough to make you feel like you know things about coffee—even if you still pronounce espresso with an “x.”

Each box is covered in Frankisms, seasonal snark, and one very judgmental illustration of Frank as a Pirate. He hates it. You’ll frame it.

Bonus guilt trip: For every item sold, Frank donates $2 to Pawsitively Cats, a rescue full of charming, slightly dramatic felines who deserve cozy corners and second chances.  

Frank calls it “a tax-deductible truce with the fluffier undead.” We call it kindness.

Drink it if you must.  Enjoy it if you dare.  

Just don’t ask Frank to smile about it.

—Frank da Hook