Frank’s Brew Nocturne Pods - (dark roast) Limited

Dark Roast • Deep Body • Velvet-Caped Satisfaction

Frank rose from the crypt, brewed a pod, and for once… didn’t regret it.  

Brew Nocturne is a hauntingly rich dark roast in pod form with deep body, notes of baker’s chocolate and caramelized sugar, and a velvety texture smoother than Frank’s cape. Sweetness and depth harmonize in every sip—like a gothic symphony for your taste buds, minus the emotional stability.

It’s bold. It’s balanced. It’s the kind of brew that makes Frankula pause mid-glare and mutter, “Okay. That’s good,” before resuming his plan to eliminate all humans who say “pumpkin spice vibes.”

Each box is covered in Frank’s Halloween wisdom, seasonal sass, and one disturbingly cute illustration of Frank as Frankula—complete with fangs, velvet, and a thirst for drama. He hates it. You’ll love it.

Bonus guilt trip: For every box sold, Frank donates $2 to Pawsitively Cats, a rescue full of charming, slightly dramatic felines who deserve cozy corners and second chances.  

Frank calls it “a reluctant alliance with the fluffier undead.” We call it kindness.

He recommends sipping slowly, dramatically, and with one paw resting on a velvet throw. Preferably while judging your neighbors’ inflatable skeletons.

—Frankula