Frank’s Halloween Wicked Roast - (dark roast) Limited

Limited Edition • Dark Roast • Brewed Under Protest

Frank the Witch brewed this roast while side-eyeing your fall decor and muttering “this better be worth it.”

Wicked Roast is a bold, full-bodied dark roast featuring Brazilian beans and the kind of deep, toasty flavor that makes Frank stop mid-glare and say, “Okay. That’s decent.” Rich notes of bittersweet chocolate and caramelized sugar swirl together in a brew so classic, it practically judges you for using oat milk.

Packaged in a limited edition box covered in Frankisms and seasonal sass, this roast is not here to make friends. It’s here to wake the undead and remind you that glitter pumpkins are a cry for help.

Bonus spell of kindness: For every box sold, Frank donates $2 to Pawsitively Cats, a rescue full of charming, slightly dramatic felines who deserve cozy corners and second chances.  

Frank claims it’s “a strategic alliance with the fluffier undead.” We call it compassion.

Frank recommends brewing it strong, sipping it dramatically, and avoiding eye contact with anyone wearing a “Spooky Vibes” sweatshirt.

Available while supplies last. Drink it before Frank hexes the inventory system.