Frank’s Single Serve Sass - DARK ROAST

Frank’s Journal  Entry #042  
Subject: Single Serve Sass (Dark Roast)

1:47 AM. The humans sleep. I do not. I sit atop the counter, watching the steam rise from a freshly brewed pod of Frank’s Single Serve Sass. It’s dark. Bold. Bitter. Like my soul before breakfast.

They call it “convenient.” I call it “barely tolerable.” But I’ll admit—each pod delivers a punch strong enough to wake even the most hopeless morning human. One sip and they go from “Where’s my phone?” to “I could run a small empire.” Cute.

Flavor notes? Smoky. Intense. Slightly aggressive.  

Mood? Unapologetic.  

Compatibility? Any coffee pod brewer...Because apparently, that’s what we’re doing now.

I created this roast for those who don’t need hand-holding. Just sass, caffeine, and a reason to glare at the sunrise.

Also: $1 from every box goes to Pawsitively Cats. I tolerate charity. Especially when it involves cats with more attitude than me.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to knock a spoon off the counter. For balance.

Smugly, 
Frank  
CEO of Cattitude & Coffee

Pop it in. Sip it out. Feel superior.

BORING STUFF FROM MY HUMAN:
Tasting Profile- A bold dark roast with deep body featuring rich bakers chocolate and caramelized sugar notes. The smooth, velvety texture creates a perfectly balanced cup where sweetness and depth harmonize in this satisfying brew.