Frank’s Single Serve Sass - MEDIUM ROAST
Frank’s Single Serve Sass - MEDIUM ROAST
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Frank’s Journal Entry #043
Subject: Single Serve Sass (Medium Roast)
7:12 AM. The humans are stirring. I am already judging.
Today’s brew: Single Serve Sass – Medium Roast pods. Less bitter than my dark roast. Still bold enough to keep me from swatting your phone off the counter.
Flavor? Balanced. Smooth. Slightly nutty—like the person who tried to pet me before coffee.
Mood? Approachable, but with boundaries.
Format? Single-serve pods. Because apparently, you need help.
This roast is for those who want sass with a side of civility. It’s the kind of coffee that says, “I’m awake, but don’t push it.” One pod, and you’re ready to face emails, traffic, and that one coworker who says “Happy Monday” unironically.
Also: $1 from every box goes to Pawsitively Cats. I approve. Barely.
Now excuse me while I stare out the window like I’m contemplating the meaning of life. I’m not. I’m just watching a squirrel.
Smugly,
Frank
CEO of Cattitude & Coffee
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Tasting Profile A rich medium roast with chocolate covered almond and maple syrup sweetness balanced by bright citrus notes. This comforting brew delivers a satisfying flavor profile perfect for cozy moments, combining nutty richness with warming sweetness and vibrant acidity.
Origin & Region- Brazil, Mexico- This blend sources from Brazilian farms in the Cerrado region known for their consistent quality and advanced processing techniques, combined with Mexican beans from Chiapas cooperatives that emphasize sustainable farming practices. Both origins are selected from established growing regions with strong agricultural traditions.
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